When Star's Understood Their Place

Walter Matthau, Sally Field AND Zsa Zsa! Buddy Hackett performing oral on a microhpne? Those were the days.

But you'd nev-vah find Angelina in any square if the show was on today. Brad, either - at least while he's married to that skank. Nor would you find Paris Hilton (maybe that's a good thing), or Beyonce or Matthew McConaughey, either. Rosie O'Donnell? Jesus you couldn't keep her away from a revived Hollywood Squares even if each square came equipped with Donald Trump.

They could do it today, but it wouldn't be the same...