Located near the Welland Canal in beautiful Massena, New York, the Motel Oral offers the decerning traveler with 29 throughly santizied rooms outfitted with asphalt-asbestos floor tile floors, hi-gloss ceramic glazed block walls, fiberglas-asbestos line privacy drapes and twin beds (featuring MAGIC FINGERS vibrating units), plus prviate baths and Gideon Bibles in every room at an affordable price. Televisions available! Ground floor rooms also come with free complimentary lawn chairs at every door. All second floor rooms come with a usuable balcony! How many motels can boast that?
Motel Oral's swimming pool is open every June through August. Outside newly painted exterior! Camp sites available! Just steps to the Eisenhower Locks! Call ahead for reservations - don't be turned away from all of this!
Looking for a place nearer to Buffalo? Try our sister motel, the Anal Inn and Suites. "Just look for the sign of the 'winkin' sphincter!"
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