Betty is cranky. Betty is a pill. Betty can be the reason why we opted not to have children.
And what Betty needs isn't a product, she needs a parent.
What Betty needs isn't sugar.
What Betty doesn't need a diet drink, either.
What Betty needs is a nap.
Betty will argue that she is too old for naps.
No, Betty is overtired, cranky, wearing down her auxiliary battery, and she is working everyone's last nerve.
But sugar? No. Oh, no, no, no.
Not today Betty. Not today.