Ain't it the truth. We all know that she killed one (or both) but the idea that she got away with it doesn't enrage us. It didn't enrage anyone in 1892, either. And all the evidence since has been destroyed - even the transcripts are impossible to find.
Andrew Borden died on that settee.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to someone named "Tush" to know all about settees....
DeleteClose, but impossible.
DeleteThe more you learn about this story, the more bizarre it gets.
ReplyDeleteI was just disappointed, as a tot, that she did not in fact much resemble Elizabeth Montgomery.
This is where you were conceived?
ReplyDeleteThis is where you lost your virginity?
ReplyDeleteThis is where you lost your tenuous grip on reality?
ReplyDeleteWait, you lost your virginity on the settee where Lizzy Borden was conceived and then killed her husband?! Or did I get that wrong?
ReplyDeleteYou know, its a bed and breakfast now. One could, hold an orgy there if they played their cards correctly.
DeleteLizzie Borden took an axe ...
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how we're all torn between Lizzie Borden or your family shame.
DeleteAin't it the truth. We all know that she killed one (or both) but the idea that she got away with it doesn't enrage us. It didn't enrage anyone in 1892, either. And all the evidence since has been destroyed - even the transcripts are impossible to find.
DeleteIt's where Lizzie Borden first waxed her family (the cheap Korean places had yet to arrive in 1892).
ReplyDeleteYou came out with a big bang.
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