Well it seems over at Lethal Dose, that Miss Donna Lethal has forgotten about us {sniff}. In a post about CAPTCHA MADNESS and how she and Norma Desmond are haunted by bizaare randomly generated CAPTCHA's, she has forgotten that yours truly has been a part of this phenom as well and have posted evidence to that fact right here, and here, and well, need I say more? You're right, I should say more: and here and here and here to testifty to this fact.
And even when I went to correct this aggregious oversite, the CAPTCHA MADNESS continued as it spewed out what looked to be "Pardin" to me as I begged the point. But the fates are cruel. And they don't use script flourishes, so what I got was really PARDIU. But that "u" looked like an "n" so I'm claiming it and North America in the name of Spain to prove an unreasonable point. What can I say, but I am pathetic.
Well, to say that we are heartbroken is an understatement. We are, in fact, devastated. So I will slink back into our home, grab a bottle of gin, a handful of Lexapro's and because I don't have any children, berarte our dog for being ungrateful for everything that I have done for it.
Really?
No, are you kidding, I just felt like causing a scene to prove a point {sniff}
I'm sorry darling and there is no excuse. I wrote that a few days ago as a filler post and just to cause me more agony, the captcha decided to give me a new clue - I think we now know where it lives. See my updated post.
ReplyDeletelife can be uncompromisingly cruel.
ReplyDeleteYou know Norma, I thought just that as I stood on the window ledge, pondering how {sniff} I had gotten to this point. And then I jumped from from my basement window. And the fates were very cruel as I am still {sniff} here.
ReplyDeleteIf it's any consolation, I've invited you to a dance party for gays WAY over 31.
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Thanks MJ! But I need to go to the dance party for gays way over 31 as I am old enough to have fathered a 31 year child. ;-)
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