You know, if your parents are going to do to you what this lad's did to him, your better face your fears. Not a life for a Sissy with this name. Hell, no! And you would have to play a rough and tumble sport like rugby - just so folks know not to fuck with you. Well thank God that he never played basketball, thats all I can say. Or competetive swimming. With a name like his it would be enough to clear the pool!
And just what is this angelic looking man's name? Look here...
I think I'd have gone by Richard.
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ReplyDeleteMy dad had a business associate named, Dick Aiken! My brother answered the phone once not knowing who he was and said, “Oh yeah well my girlfriend is Pussy Galore”. Dick was a good sport and never mentioned it to my dad but my brother fretted over it for days once I told him that dad really did have a friend named Dick Aiken.
Even if you changed the first name, there's the "Uren" thing. I would have added an "e" at the end.
ReplyDeleteBut you have to admit that he was a strikingly handsome lad in his "yute".
Back home there is a "Herr" family, and when Mrs. Herr was pregnant she would wonder wonder about names. One of the neighbors suggested his husband's first name (Richard) and Mrs. Herr said that she could never name a child "Fornication".
ReplyDeleteOur slutty MILF neighbor when we were growing up was named Candy Seamen, and her husband's name was Dick. No, I am not making this up. Yes, they were swingers. No, my family did not "socialize" with them.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up outside of DC there was an Ob/Gyn listed in the Maryland phone book by the name of Dr. Harry Beaver. Swear to God. Heaven forbid he should go by Harold.
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