The subtle approach...
The promise of meeting that special someone...
The passive aggressive approach. In between the lines it reads: "We want everyone to know that ANN, we mean ANN SANFORD of Zanesville, Ohio shirked her duty to GOD and blew off Sunday School! She not only let her classmates down, but now God will know that we aren't one cohesive unit. Don't fuck with us again, Ann. We'd better see you next week. Your class.
i love these! proselytizing isn't enough....they've got to "hock the flock" at every turn!
ReplyDeletemaybe the jews should start sending postcards.