Hands and knees/Lysol & hot water. UGH.
Brown Lysol?
Darling, if I knew I would tell you. A friend just spilled vodka and cranberry juice on my brand new arm chair upholstered in white linen.
What, no Scotchgard?
I have a houseboy for that sort of thing.
Does he also clean your secret lady places?
What sort of stain on what sort of surface?
Its all a technicality.
I order the maid to do it.
Do it to whom?
Throw rugs.
Cheater.
We still have the scrub spots visible on the floor, in fact.
Hands and knees/Lysol & hot water. UGH.
ReplyDeleteBrown Lysol?
DeleteDarling, if I knew I would tell you. A friend just spilled vodka and cranberry juice on my brand new arm chair upholstered in white linen.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no Scotchgard?
DeleteI have a houseboy for that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteDoes he also clean your secret lady places?
DeleteWhat sort of stain on what sort of surface?
ReplyDeleteIts all a technicality.
DeleteI order the maid to do it.
ReplyDeleteDo it to whom?
DeleteThrow rugs.
ReplyDeleteCheater.
DeleteWe still have the scrub spots visible on the floor, in fact.
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