Thursday, January 19, 2012
Callista Gingrich: Take Me to Your Leader
I am fascinated with Callista Gingrich. The more I find out about her, the weirder she becomes.
1) She's a homewrecker.
2) She not only slept with her boss who was a leader of the family values movement that ran roughshod over Washington in the 1990s, but she married him.
3) She's only 45! You heard me - FORTY-FIVE bitches, but she looks like she's going on SIXTY. And she did it on PURPOSE!
4) She looks like a Vampiress, aka, Queen of the Damned.
5) She choose to sleep with Newt Gingrich and let him put his teeny dick in her secret woman place. Doesn't that just make your skin crawl.
6) She could be our next First Lady, unless we wake up and use our votes to make sure her husband never becomes President.
And my favorite fact (or not) about her:
She has top secret laser beams implanted in her eyes!*
*It could happen