Hands and knees/Lysol & hot water. UGH.
Darling, if I knew I would tell you. A friend just spilled vodka and cranberry juice on my brand new arm chair upholstered in white linen.
What, no Scotchgard?
I have a houseboy for that sort of thing.
Does he also clean your secret lady places?
What sort of stain on what sort of surface?
Its all a technicality.
I order the maid to do it.
Do it to whom?
We still have the scrub spots visible on the floor, in fact.