That's right. Now there are two things in my life that equal a thousand. The number of posts in this blog and the number of men I have slept/tricked with.
Dear boy, nothing would please so much as to entertain you for a cup of coffee, but the man who won my heart 17 years ago has an exclusive on my body and my soul..
your husband must be tickled with these stats.
ReplyDeleteBitch!
DeleteIf you wanna hit the 2K do the next thousands posts on your tricks.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be over in a jiffy! =)
Dear boy, nothing would please so much as to entertain you for a cup of coffee, but the man who won my heart 17 years ago has an exclusive on my body and my soul..
DeleteCongrats, Cookie!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a belt big enough for all those notches?
With all this good Baltimore cooking, oh yes!
Deleteyou know, there is a concoction known as
Deletea lady baltimore cake.
if the shoe fits?
I barely remember my first 1000 tricks
ReplyDeleteBut dear, of you aren't keeping odious notes, however will you write your memoirs.
Deletewow....1000 men and 1000 posts??
ReplyDeleteI wonder with those numbers, have you ever done both at the same time? You know, multi tasking?
Anywho, congrats!!!!!!!
At the same time? OH PUL-EZE!
DeleteAnd so, a new millenium dawns. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteNow what to kvetch about in my second thousand posts...
Deletethey'll come quite easily,
Deletejust like the gas does.
This, coming from person who advertises "gum jobs" on Craigslist.
DeleteCongratulations Cookie.
ReplyDeleteYou are insatiable.
Good Gawd, and I thought I was a whore! It's comforting to know I'm in good stiff company!
ReplyDeleteDear, you will always be a bigger whore than I.
DeleteWow indeed!
ReplyDeleteKind of sounds like some sort of graduation...
Wonder what's next..?
Congrats, missy! xoxoxo
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