Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Spread that shit all over, but don't get any on the carpet!

There used to be a comedian who did, as part of his routine, an impersonation of Jeff Stryker, but instead of using "Cock", he substituted "Entenmann's raspberry twist danish."  Now, just imagine, in your head - and given Jeff Stryker's acting abilities in his porn career and his voice, imagine him giving you instructions eating Entenmann's.

Yeah, spread that shit all over (but don't get any on the carpet!)


  1. I'll be giggling about this all day!

    1. Yeah, you like that Danish...yeah, use your tongue and that sweet, sweet filling....yeah, take the whole thing...

  2. This should totally be the new Entenmann's ad campaign.