Just so you know: Peter Calandra

Meet Peter Calandra.  Peter doesn't know this yet, but when we meet, he will fall madly in love with me.

Peter and I will have a night of pure passion, and in the morning, after mind blowing sex, I'll leave him in the bed that we shared.

Peter will ask me not to go, but I will tell him it is for his own good.  I will tell him that I lust over his body, and pine for that sweet face of his, but in the end, I cannot love him as he needs to be loved.  

I take a card from my jacket and write the name of Mr. Peenee on it. "Here is the name of the man that you need."

I tell him that Mr. Peenee will spank his "muscle pussy", and spank it good. 

"Do not be sad that I am leaving.  Be happy that we met.  Be happy that we gave each other a great deal of joy."  

And I leave.  You see, Peter has a thing for candles, and frankly, they make me sneeze.  His fire insurance premiums must be beyond comprehension.  So this is why I left him. 

That, and I love another. 

And just so you know, I go home and tell my husband of the affair.  He forgives me.  Why? Because we are terribly civilized and cosmopolitan people, he and I.  That, and I have a tape of the love making.  And he likes that a lot.