Monday, February 18, 2013

Just so you know: Peter Calandra

Meet Peter Calandra.  Peter doesn't know this yet, but when we meet, he will fall madly in love with me.

Peter and I will have a night of pure passion, and in the morning, after mind blowing sex, I'll leave him in the bed that we shared.

Peter will ask me not to go, but I will tell him it is for his own good.  I will tell him that I lust over his body, and pine for that sweet face of his, but in the end, I cannot love him as he needs to be loved.  

I take a card from my jacket and write the name of Mr. Peenee on it. "Here is the name of the man that you need."

I tell him that Mr. Peenee will spank his "muscle pussy", and spank it good. 

"Do not be sad that I am leaving.  Be happy that we met.  Be happy that we gave each other a great deal of joy."  

And I leave.  You see, Peter has a thing for candles, and frankly, they make me sneeze.  His fire insurance premiums must be beyond comprehension.  So this is why I left him. 

That, and I love another. 

And just so you know, I go home and tell my husband of the affair.  He forgives me.  Why? Because we are terribly civilized and cosmopolitan people, he and I.  That, and I have a tape of the love making.  And he likes that a lot. 


  1. Oh. My. Word. All that, and a video with a song by Mina Mazzini too? I'm in heaven. Stuff the candles. Jx

  2. he is kinda 'muscle pussy' spankable, isn't he?

  3. Oh my god, I need to light a candle after that.
    (fans himself)

  4. like we didn't know you were a slut?

  5. OK, I've been waiting all afternoon. So where is he?


    1. I would light candles. They seem to attract him like moth to a flame.

    2. All I ask, Peenee, is that you put him on a plane the minute you can spare him. I'll front you the one-way to Dubai...

    3. Do I have to take a number? If spanking is required I have quite the extensive toolkit for such. Just sayin'...

  6. More John Saint-Denis lifestyle here.

    Oh, and your discussion of Peenee cracked me up.