Nothing good can come of this.

Glows, claims the ad.

"Lasts lifetime."

And your life will be much shorter thanks to the radium that makes it glow.

You have been warned*.

Note: While it should be obvious, since the election of Donald Trump, I have lost a great amount faith in the total intelligence in the American people, people will do things that they know that can't and shouldn't do.  SO, IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP, you cannot send any money to the address above.  This ad is almost 67 years old.  NO, YOU CAN'T GET THIS.