"Time to say bye-bye to that pesky hymen!"
"Under this uniform, I'm actually Piers Morgan!"Jx
Hi my name is Gwen, and I'm here to waaaash your vagina....[stolen from Margaret Cho]
hahahhahaha...OMG so funny!!!!! I can hear her saying it, too.
What's Norma's wristwatch doing in there?
how the fuck do you expect a twat to tell time?
'Cause it can take a licking and keep on ticking?
"It's Friday so it's crab cakes."
Or "It's Sunday dinner, time for fresh beef liver."
"Enema until clear!"This is a real thing, and the worst order EVER to receive from Doc.