... is rumored to be staying with relatives on the street behind our house.
'Tis true, my chickens! We've been wondering why there have been news crews and satellite trucks cruising our pocket neighborhood. One of the neighbors finally got fed up and asked them "what Hell are you doing here?" Well, evidently, the news crews received a tip off from what they called a credible source that the "Tot Mom" is staying with family on the street behind us.
Really? And why our pocket neighborhood?
The camera crew answered that "Because this is the last type of place where anyone would think to look for her."
"Well," says our neighbor, "if you're here and looking for her, it can't be that far fetched that she would be here, right?"
Like buzzards circling a fresh kill sight, they're still out there. And seriously, if you were her, would you stay in the last place on earth if there were camera crews looking for you? I think not.
Still, Cookie thinks we need a block party so we can search our neighbor's homes for the Tot Mom. Either we'll put this rumor to bed, or we'll drive her out. Either is a win for the neighborhood and a loss for the neighborhood gossips.