Tuesday, I am standing in line at the local grocery and I hear the following from the two young women behind me:
First Young Woman: "Oh. My. God. She is such a whore."
Second Young Woman: "Total whore. She's like the Easter Whore."
First Young Woman: "Total Easter Whore."
Which got me thinking if the Easter Rabbit brings the chocolate, what would the Easter Whore bring? And where would the Easter Whore carry it? Instead of a basket, would it be in a Birkin? And would you have to hunt for the goodies left behind by the Easter Whore, or see a doctor.
So many questions.
I like the two AA women: "whitey actin' all rich bitch; she got that rag at the salvation army!"
ReplyDeleteBut the wig. THAT she paid retail for.
DeleteLove this. It's an oversized diaphragm filled with chocolate covered anal beads, of course. You got good ears, hon. Who do you think they were talking about? My guess? Pam Demic.
ReplyDeleteI will I knew. A cashier waved me over to the lane she was opening up, and alas I had to part with the two chippies.
DeleteSome of the myths associated with Easter (long before the Christians got their grubby hands on it) stem from the ancient Mesopotamian legendary Queen Inanna (or Ishtar), whose descent to the underworld, rescue and rebirth every year were symbols of Spring. Her cult practised sacred prostitution, where women waited at a temple and had sex with a stranger in exchange for a divine blessing.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know that when you visit your local grocery, you are in the company of such ancient Sumerians.
Jx
Had I known, I would have asked for autographs.
DeleteNorma is gonna sue you if she see's you used that snapshot.
ReplyDeleteShe's too busy fucking like a bunny.
DeleteTo those women...Leave the whore alone...She is bringing her A game...She is relishing in being her true self...She has more panache than you...Jealous much...Bitches...
ReplyDeleteOh, I am sure these two were hors too. A tri-delt sweats can keep you warm, it can't hide who you are.
DeleteYou're in Baltimore. I'm sure the Easter Whore would bring crabs.
ReplyDeleteThe Easter Whore brings Hors d'oeuvres.
ReplyDeleteYou would think. I am sure that the Easter Whore's idea of Hor d'oeuvres would be nut butter on Ritz crackers.
DeleteWhat an unusual conversation to overhear, so many questions indeed! *LMAO*
ReplyDeleteNot in Baltimore, Charm City.
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