Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Mother nature is just 'effing with us

No Norma, we're having a heatwave, you're having the heat flash.

Mother Nature (who will forever look like Dena Dietrich to me - you remember Dena as Mother Nature in the Chiffon commercials?  Chiffon Margarine? You don't?  Well fuck you for being so fucking young.)

It got up to SEVENTY-SIX today, and it's only February 21st!  Oy!  It was so hot I have to think cool thoughts and not turn on the AC.

Cookie started out the day in jeans and mock turtleneck, and by noon I was in a tee-shirt and shorts.

Well, thank the green goddess that tomorrow we slide back into bleak, wet, cold February, again.   I love a warmish day in February, but 76 and sunny just fucks with you. 

By the way, I have no idea what Miracle French dressing is.  I think it went onto become Catalina brand dressing.



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    1. You want to know if wore the forbidden footwear, don't you?

  2. And we are NOT having a heatwave, thank you.

    Miracle French WAS MY DRESSING! Yes, it was Catalina-like, but more of an oil & vinegar type dressing, not thick & creamy. Hadn't thought about it in years.

  3. "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"
    And cue lightning strike!

  4. I even remember the Hoolihan and Big Chuck spoofs, especially the one with "Muell" Gibbons--"It's not nice to fool around with Mother Nature!"