Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Mother nature is just 'effing with us
No Norma, we're having a heatwave, you're having the heat flash.
Mother Nature (who will forever look like Dena Dietrich to me - you remember Dena as Mother Nature in the Chiffon commercials? Chiffon Margarine? You don't? Well fuck you for being so fucking young.)
It got up to SEVENTY-SIX today, and it's only February 21st! Oy! It was so hot I have to think cool thoughts and not turn on the AC.
Cookie started out the day in jeans and mock turtleneck, and by noon I was in a tee-shirt and shorts.
Well, thank the green goddess that tomorrow we slide back into bleak, wet, cold February, again. I love a warmish day in February, but 76 and sunny just fucks with you.
By the way, I have no idea what Miracle French dressing is. I think it went onto become Catalina brand dressing.