Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Mother nature is just 'effing with us
No Norma, we're having a heatwave, you're having the heat flash.
Mother Nature (who will forever look like Dena Dietrich to me - you remember Dena as Mother Nature in the Chiffon commercials? Chiffon Margarine? You don't? Well fuck you for being so fucking young.)
It got up to SEVENTY-SIX today, and it's only February 21st! Oy! It was so hot I have to think cool thoughts and not turn on the AC.
Cookie started out the day in jeans and mock turtleneck, and by noon I was in a tee-shirt and shorts.
Well, thank the green goddess that tomorrow we slide back into bleak, wet, cold February, again. I love a warmish day in February, but 76 and sunny just fucks with you.
By the way, I have no idea what Miracle French dressing is. I think it went onto become Catalina brand dressing.
Cookie.
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What about your footwear?
ReplyDeleteYou want to know if wore the forbidden footwear, don't you?
DeleteAnd we are NOT having a heatwave, thank you.
ReplyDeleteMiracle French WAS MY DRESSING! Yes, it was Catalina-like, but more of an oil & vinegar type dressing, not thick & creamy. Hadn't thought about it in years.
Could you walk on water after eating it?
DeleteI remember mother nature!
ReplyDelete"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"
ReplyDeleteAnd cue lightning strike!
I even remember the Hoolihan and Big Chuck spoofs, especially the one with "Muell" Gibbons--"It's not nice to fool around with Mother Nature!"
ReplyDelete--Jim