Wilson Franks suggests that a stewpendous suppers start with Wilson Franks and the Dippy-Do Dinner. Not Dippity Do. Dippy-Do. A hot dog chowder, it claims. Yurp.
CALLING ALL CATS! A taste treat for everyone who loves a tuna smoothie mixed with animal gelatin and most French sounding of condiments: mayonnaise. Add in some A1 for color and call it Salmon Aspic.
Golden Meatloaf, anyone? Anyone? Hello?
And what the fuck, really. Has no one at Musselman's ever heard that presentation is everything?
Thankfully, this has never been an issue for me.
Really? The baby pukes on a pancake and its haute cuisine?
Who is Star Kist fooling. No child will eat this. No adult would eat it. Would you? Didn't think so.
Ham and pineapple loaf? It's actually really good. Don't judge me.
(pukes in a trash bag) NO FUCKING WAY would I eat this slop!
ReplyDeleteYou lost it at the pancakes. I just know it.
Deletenope, reading the "recipe" under the first pix!
DeleteIt is a wonder anyone survived. Jx
ReplyDeleteThis is the type of crap that my grandmother would say "There are little starving children in the world who would do anything in the world to eat something like that.
Deletegranny was dead wrong!
DeleteI should have read this BEFORE eating.
ReplyDelete(passes bob a barf bag)
DeleteThis is all very overwhelming!
ReplyDeleteThat pancake dish got to ya. I know it did.
DeleteI might never eat again.
ReplyDeleteAt least there was nothing tongue in it.
DeleteYou really must bear in mind that it was some exec coming back from HIS 3 martini lunch who thought it was a fine idea to dump a jar of applesauce over the top of meatloaf. No $50,000 an hour food stylists back then. No photoshop to smooth the rough edges of the slop. Just drunk ad MEN who were trying to make homemakers lives a living hell.
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