Overheard this at the grocery store, yesterday:
Young woman 1: "It cray-cray that I gotta take an English test to see how well I speak English. I mean, its England. Don't they speak the shit we do?"
Young woman 2: "Bitch, who you kidding. Nobody here in Bawlimore understands you either. And you wanna be nurse there? Bitch that mouth of yours, over there, gonna kill someone."
Today, I had the same cashier, Danielle, and I asked her if she remembered the conversation from yesterday.
"Oh, yeah. The one who was bitchin' about having to take a test on her verbal skills was applying for a nursing position in England."
OY! Mates! You've been warned.