More stuff you shouldn't have to eat

Today we present another issue of MORE stuff you shouldn't have to eat. 

JELL-O'hell you don't.  But it's the soup, er, salad course.  Better thing are surly to follow, right?

And just what is that second layer.  Congealed tallow?   

This is so menage a tois.  First of all, the layout caused the descriptions to get all screwy, so the Moussaka is mated to the Corned Beef Loaf, etc. indicating that someone in layout had to be drinking at lunch.  And speaking of that Corned Beef Loaf, a spinal cord in your dinner is never a good idea. 

QUICK!  The Ham Mousse fortress, surrounded by the ham joints ("Dude."), is under attack by deviled eggs and ham.  Note that the hard boiled egg vessels are piped in TWO colors.  Not one.  Not three.  But two, for two is the magic number.  

And for dessert, this.  Whatever it is, it looks bad.  So whip it.  Whip it real good.