Monday, October 17, 2011

The Gayest Thing in My House

Mistress MJ asked her loyal readership what is the gayest thing in your house. So I went spelunking through some boxes of stuff and came up with this item: My mother's sunglasses from the 1950s.

Your eyes are not deceiving you.  These are two tone clear plastic with GLITTER suspended in the plastic cat glasses. And they are still kept in their original 1950s leather carrying case.  

These are so gay that they are GAY.

Look for me to be driving the Oldsmobile this coming summer in these glasses.   That won't be gay so much as it is campy, but you get the idea.


  1. Were they stolen from Elton John????

  2. I concur with Scarlet. I saw them and I heard Crocodile Rock play in my head.

  3. why i would've sworn they would be rose colored.

  4. You have no other choice but to post a picture of you wearing the glasses... and you don't need to wait for next summer!

  5. You have to be very careful when you hold these because they do want to be on your face and the attraction is very, very strong. That's why I can't put them on - they would never want to leave my face.

  6. Is it just me, or do they just cry out desparately for a convertible and a nice silk scarf to flutter in the breeze behind you?

  7. I am thinking that if you dig deep enough you will find shoes to match!