Thursday, July 30, 2009

Well...are you?

Think about it...he's an attractive man, a good provider and develops instant rapport with everyone he meets. Could he possibly have another woman in his life who is everything to him that you could never be? Someone who keeps up with the housework, has dinner on the table when he comes home and everything in its place and place for everything while you live in squalor? What is a girl to do?

Why don't be a simple Sally. Pour yourself a hot cup of coffee, light up a Kent, say to hell with the diaper pail and screw the ironing because you have to listen to other people's paranoia on the radio.

Sounds like a plan to me...

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