Wilson Franks suggests that a stewpendous suppers start with Wilson Franks and the Dippy-Do Dinner. Not Dippity Do. Dippy-Do. A hot dog chowder, it claims. Yurp.
CALLING ALL CATS! A taste treat for everyone who loves a tuna smoothie mixed with animal gelatin and most French sounding of condiments: mayonnaise. Add in some A1 for color and call it Salmon Aspic.
Golden Meatloaf, anyone? Anyone? Hello?
And what the fuck, really. Has no one at Musselman's ever heard that presentation is everything?
Thankfully, this has never been an issue for me.
Really? The baby pukes on a pancake and its haute cuisine?
Who is Star Kist fooling. No child will eat this. No adult would eat it. Would you? Didn't think so.
Ham and pineapple loaf? It's actually really good. Don't judge me.