Thursday, April 6, 2017

Things you should never have to eat.



Wilson Franks suggests that a stewpendous suppers start with Wilson Franks and the Dippy-Do Dinner.  Not Dippity Do.  Dippy-Do.  A hot dog chowder, it claims.  Yurp.



CALLING ALL CATS!  A taste treat for everyone who loves a tuna smoothie mixed with animal gelatin and most French sounding of condiments: mayonnaise.  Add in some A1 for color and call it Salmon Aspic. 



Need something for the waist watcher's in your house?  How about baked beans supreme, made with rubbery canned mushrooms.  That an appetite killer in anyone's house.



Golden Meatloaf, anyone?  Anyone? Hello?

And what the fuck, really.  Has no one at Musselman's ever heard that presentation is everything?



Thankfully, this has never been an issue for me.



Really?  The baby pukes on a pancake and its haute cuisine?



Who is Star Kist fooling.  No child will eat this.  No adult would eat it.  Would you?  Didn't think so.




Ham and pineapple loaf?  It's actually really good.  Don't judge me.





13 comments:

  1. (pukes in a trash bag) NO FUCKING WAY would I eat this slop!

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    1. You lost it at the pancakes. I just know it.

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    2. nope, reading the "recipe" under the first pix!

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  2. It is a wonder anyone survived. Jx

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    1. This is the type of crap that my grandmother would say "There are little starving children in the world who would do anything in the world to eat something like that.

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  3. I should have read this BEFORE eating.

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  4. This is all very overwhelming!

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    1. That pancake dish got to ya. I know it did.

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    1. At least there was nothing tongue in it.

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  6. You really must bear in mind that it was some exec coming back from HIS 3 martini lunch who thought it was a fine idea to dump a jar of applesauce over the top of meatloaf. No $50,000 an hour food stylists back then. No photoshop to smooth the rough edges of the slop. Just drunk ad MEN who were trying to make homemakers lives a living hell.

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