Facebook, this really isn't me.

 

And just in time for Yom Kippur, too.

But Zuck the Fuck, your algorithm is way off. Way off.

I simply don't have the body for this because I am not a self starving Kardasian, or a pole dancer. 

So thanks, so much, but with all that money you pour into this monster of yours, do your advertisers really understand that you are sending them on a billable snipe hunt?

Hugs,

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