The Derby is this week. As is tradition, Cookie renames the horses to suit his whims.
Place bets at your own peril. But my sources tell me that Elmers Bound is running scared, or coming to a bottle near you soon.
It's a toss-up, methinks, between "Klinger" and "Ida Clair" - although I fear "Annoying Itch" may sweep the board..! Jx
Or scootch across the finish line.
Blücher !!!! I'm going with "It's Not My Job"
Blücher would be SUCH A GREAT NAME!!!!
I hear It's Not My Job never even makes it outta the gate.
And throws the jockey
I'm going with Steve-n-Edie riding in on a song! Ida Clair though.....
Hey you, you with scars on you thighs, thigh, thigh, thighs!Did I ever tewll you about the time my mother met Edye in a dressing room at a club on Short Vincent. Said her toenails were dirty. EWWWWW!