Tuesday, May 3, 2022

If Cookie could name the horses in the Kentucky Derby

 The Derby is this week.  As is tradition, Cookie renames the horses to suit his whims. 



Place bets at your own peril.   But my sources tell me that Elmers Bound is running scared, or coming to a bottle near you soon.


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  1. It's a toss-up, methinks, between "Klinger" and "Ida Clair" - although I fear "Annoying Itch" may sweep the board..! Jx

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  2. Blücher !!!! I'm going with "It's Not My Job"

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  3. I hear It's Not My Job never even makes it outta the gate.

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  4. I'm going with Steve-n-Edie riding in on a song! Ida Clair though.....

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    1. Hey you, you with scars on you thighs, thigh, thigh, thighs!

      Did I ever tewll you about the time my mother met Edye in a dressing room at a club on Short Vincent. Said her toenails were dirty. EWWWWW!

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