Thursday, October 1, 2020

Tell us, what do we have here...

 


This is a tacky postcard from the 1950s - 1960s.  It needs a description and your boss wants you to come up with one that will appear on the back of the card. Put on your thinking caps and tell us, what is going on here?

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  1. I don't rightly know what's going on here, but it is disturbing as hell!

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    1. I know - that blue/purple and white bathing suit is a atrocious.

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  2. Like the Mistress, Candy O Leary also brings her birds in by wagon load.

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    1. But I understand she also flips the bird(s) too.

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  3. Caption: "No, not parrots! I said I loved a Cockatoo!"

    Jx

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  4. THAT is just 8 ways to sunday awful! the parrots are gorgeous, but the cunt and the tractor detract from the pretty birdies. AND COVER UP THOSE FUCKING MILK BAGS!

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    1. But the parrots legitimize her wardrobe choices, I assume.

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  5. That is some tacky whacky backwoods porn you got going on there. The plot has to do with the illegal smuggling of exotic birds. Best scene involves the redhead driving that tiny tractor of hers over the Mexican border. She gets stopped by the border patrol and you should see the terribly amazing things she must do in order to get those birds back to the den of the backwoods mafia cartel she's in debt to due to the inordinate amount of Lady Clairol she needs to maintain her fiery mane. What? Look it up. It's on IMDB!

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  6. That looks like Vintage Porn from the set of 'Deliverance'...

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    1. "Polly want a cracker?"
      "Polly has a cracker and she is driving this tractor, SQWACK."

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