Friday, October 12, 2018
You all have been warmed, Cookie is getting a mother fucking cold
Well, the husband came down with a cold two days ago cold, and it stands to reason that my cold is beginning.
Today has been spent with watery eyes, sneezes and my body temperature has had a few spikes, tonight the snot is running. My body is letting me know that I am about ready to become a miserable burden to mankind.
When a man gets a cold, we all turn into our version of Camille. Misery loves company, but when we are sick we want ALL the attention.
I have been called for jury duty on Tuesday, and there is nothing I would love more than to show up in the jury pool, eyes red and weepy, hacking a lung up, harvesting lung butter into a tissue. That to me is an automatic "Challenge!" from serving the system.
Be forewarned, if this a cold coming on, it ain't going to be pretty.