Tuesday, December 13, 2016
DHTiSH 2016 Christmas Holiday Bingo Card
Cookie gives you his 2016 Christmas Holiday Bingo Card.
Retired for this year are:
* "What do you mean your gay?"
* Getting hammered in front of Mom,
and everyone's most dreaded
* Wet kisses from your grandfather.
New for this year are:
* Christmas at Disney World
* Tree Toppled Over by Cat
* Carolers in Restaurants
And remember, this Christmas isn't about making more than your stuck up brother, or buying your child's love with more toys than they have sense, or even feeling guilty about why you haven't given your mother any grandchildren.
Christmas is about simply getting through it without doing something or saying something that will cause drama and a family schism.
There, now isn't that easy?