Dancing is on the list, but I generally eschew the Hokey Pokey. As a bottle of Mad Dog and Midol are my preferred PMS cocktail, it makes shaking it all about a little dodgy.
Also on the don't list,"have conversation with SO about where this relationship is heading" and "ask whether a particular outfit makes you look fat." On the do list-- Ibuprofen. Lots of ibuprofen. When I was a teenager, my mom would give me about six ounces of red wine whenever I was...emoting...and after my nap I was much more pleasant.
i've got two bitches knee-dep in menses
ReplyDeleteright now & no one is getting near a horse.
What about parachuting?
ReplyDeleteGood to know!
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ReplyDeletebasketball
tennis
volleyball
bungee jumping
I wonder what happens in the women's NBA?
DeleteDo ",,,take a tip from Mrs. Joan Gardiner..."
ReplyDeleteDancing is on the list, but I generally eschew the Hokey Pokey. As a bottle of Mad Dog and Midol are my preferred PMS cocktail, it makes shaking it all about a little dodgy.
ReplyDeleteSo we can dace but NOT square dance???
ReplyDeleteSlam dancing is a go, but wholesome square dancing will cause a womb to drop out, splat.
DeleteAlso on the don't list,"have conversation with SO about where this relationship is heading" and "ask whether a particular outfit makes you look fat." On the do list-- Ibuprofen. Lots of ibuprofen. When I was a teenager, my mom would give me about six ounces of red wine whenever I was...emoting...and after my nap I was much more pleasant.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I think women are the greater sex. Men could never endure a monthly punch in the nuts from nature.
DeleteI think playing a fast game should be avoided at all costs.
ReplyDeleteI still say "I can't go swimming" remains one of the funniest statements of all...
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