Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights: Oy!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Oy!

Posted by The Cool Cookie at 9/21/2010 03:21:00 PM

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normadesmondSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM
charlotte's lucky i didn't have a gun in my hand.
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The Cool CookieSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:57 AM
What? I love her. LOVE her!
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