Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Oompa oomp, Boehner-di-do, I have a great big apology for you

Well, I hate to admit it, but I have been swept up in Mid-Summer Madness!

Whats that?  Mid-Summer is in the spring?  It means what?  Thats it is a mid-point between the end of winter and the beginning of summer.

Well, then I guess I can't use that old chestnut of an excuse, can I?

Let's just say that I have gotten myself in way over head and am trying to straighten myself out.

So we get back to regular posting this coming Monday!

In the mean time, let me give you a thought to ponder - just how does Minority House Leader John Boehner (pronounced "Bay-ner") get and keep that healthly orange glow complection of his that makes look like an Oompa Loompa?  I mean does he go to a tanning salon and ask "Can you make my skin the same color as my cigarette filters?"  Discuss amongst your selves.


  1. Oh...are you sure it's not "Boner"?
    anyway....I speculate he gets basted in his own juices at 350 every weekend.

    God help the hooker who has to do it too.

  2. Obviously he gets his tan in Loompaland. Duh...

  3. Cigarette filter paper color. That's it - exactly!

  4. As an outsider, I am entitled to pretend that my saying Boner is a mistake.