You should see the puppeteer work I do under the sheets!
and I bet you are damn good at conjuring "up" things too!
just watch out for those big buck teeth.
If you can just find the right person to let you stick your hand up their ass ....
Once while working at a university, I got a letter from a puppet / marionette society, who had written a letter trying to get a student out of some obligation. The quote on the envelope and stationary was: "let's give puppets a hand". Let's, Indeed!
Well... it worked for Jim Henson... sort of.