you go girl. I'm taking a vicodin as a toast to you right now.
after that happy 50th high school reunion crack, you're lucky i don't march right over there and crack you one.
Just trash it all. Go on, I know you want to.
The Fun has begun....
This is actually rather delightful! Honey, it's NOT KENTUCKY!
And thank GOD for that!
That Valium makes your ass look big.