It's Friday the 13th. We all know that something is in store for us.
And instead of telling you what a freaking fun day it has been (in the six hours I have been "UP" and got the car in for its emissions testing), this message for me on my Find A Grave account popped up.
Go ahead, read a second or third time. I sure as fuck can't figure it out. I have discretely covered over the names of identifying people, although, I can tell you that I can't find anyone on that site with those names.
So Cookie has questions.
I am curious as to who "Joey porn actor" is. I mean I have never uploaded a face image of any porn actor who worked under the name "Joey".
Is Joey their screen name, or a street name? I thought there would be a "Pornactor" family in New Jersey, but for as plausible as that sounds, no dice.
I am curious about what "my day" is as well. I get what a "bey" is. So is "day" short for "daddy"?
Pyramid scheme? Huh?
And what about finding out everything on their own at 50?
No fucking clue.
I almost get the feeling that someone has found out a family secret and got hammered, and just fired off messages.
Still, Cookie doesn't quite understand why, if they have seen ("all"), why am I needed to interpret what they have seen?
I did send a reply explaining that I would love to help them, but they needed to provide some concrete names or memorial numbers. I also kindly told them that if they need more help than I can provide that they should contact the site administrators.
But I also sent the message to the site admins. "Anonymous" has shown as a member of one day for three days now. If they are in distress, or they are beyond the help I can provide, and the site admins are better able to handle that situation.
I would refer him to Coranell. He seems like a refugee from that post.
ReplyDelete--Jim
Somehow I would imagine it's a random (and particularly amateur, since it doesn't actually offer a link for you to click on and thereby surrender your computer/bank details/whatever) "phishing" scam. Like so many I have received - via email, Blogger (or even MySpace; the nearest I really ever got to "social media") - they are often a mangled set of half-sentences strung together by a computer algorithm to sound as if they mean something, but rarely do. Jx
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange message. I love the thought of someone having the name Joey Pornactor, though.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Right?
DeleteI just keep thinking of Joey from Friends.
I'm assuming 'day' was meant to be 'dad'. And it is logical that Joey Stefano was this guy's father, if one of them had invented a time machine. It's all so clear.
ReplyDeleteExactly. But I have been looking through Pornstars who have use the name "Joey" and honestly, besides Stefano, I don't know who any of these people are.
DeleteReminds you that there's a world of fruitcake out
ReplyDeletethere and sometimes they knock on your door!
And this fruitcake was soused with booze.
DeleteWell, as of today, four days after they joined Find A Grave, the site shows that they have been a member for two days. Sent this person a final note saying that since they "chose not to follow up, I assume the matter is closed" and I wished them well. I really hope I never hear from then again.
ReplyDeleteStrange indeed. I am currently reading a terrible novel...a mystery. I swear it was written by a computer with a thesaurus module. That's what this strikes me as, also. AI written. As for Joey Porn... there was an episode of Friends where Joey was thinking about doing porn or the gang thought he was doing porn? I think the former. When I saw the title of your post, I thought that was what this was about. The other explanation I can come up with the little missive you have shared? Meth.
ReplyDeleteOh, the one where Joey played the copier repairman and finds the couple doing it on the copier. How You Doin'.
DeleteWhen I heard the name "Joey" and "Porn," I immediately thought of the late gay adult actor, Joey Stefano. https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Joey_Stefano
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