Saturday, May 25, 2019

You'll find me out watering the driveway

What Witchery is this? Not our house, but you get the idea.

In water conservation terms, you always hear people saying "Don't waste water on the driveway!"  But our new driveway grows!

So the husband and I have done the eco-bay friendly thing and added a "green driveway".  Its concrete pavers, like in the picture, but the holes are filled in and the grass is planted.  Slows the runoff, absorbs water, doesn't absorb heat, etc.  And when the grass comes in, you really won't see the pavers so much.

The house was never built with a drive, but one was in the plans from day one.

These are not very common here, so we get a lot of gawkers and they all have comments:

  • "What do you think you are doing?"

  • "What's the meaning of this?"

  • "Are you going to pave over it?"

  • "Well, I am not sure it's a good idea."

The most ludicrous comments come from old white men.  What flying monkey's ass do you think I care about when Mr. 70-Something Year Old Man thinks its "not a good idea or not?"

"How do you think you are going to shovel that?"

What difference does it make to you, Pickle Puss?

The neighborhood busybody came by and told us she would get an injunction to force us to remove it.  "I will do everything I can to keep this out."

Not so fast Dora. I showed her the permit from the city.  And I smiled.  It's totally legal, and the city wants more stuff like this.

We do get more positive comments than bad ones.  Most of the people come by and say it looks "neat", "cool", or "progressive."

"These are all over the Netherlands," said a woman down the street. 

Marylanders who live near the Bay or watersheds that drain into the Bay are all being told to do what we can to protect the Bay, so this qualifies - thus we were so easily able to shoo-off Dora. 

One word of advice - unless you have a very strong back - hire this work down.  We paid to have this driveway laid down and the contractor gave us $40k worth of work on a 20K contract.

7 comments:

  1. I think it's a great idea cookie. Your neighbors seem like pains in the ass. Once the grass grows, will the driving over the grass kill it? I have friends in center city Philly, who on their townhouse roof did a similar thing with a grid floor, and the plants underneath grow up through the grid , greening the roof, helping with water run off, and keeping the house cooler naturally. And it's beautiful.

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  2. I like the idea, plus maybe you could bury some of those old busy bodies underneath for added fertilizer?

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  3. If there is one thing that annoys me, it's needless "paving-over" of everything. In our neighbourhood, of course, there is no such thing as a front garden, just a small bit of land in front of each of the Victorian terrace houses - but even then, people completely concrete over the whole thing rather than leave a border. What is it that people so hate about soil? Jx

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  4. your neighbors suck. GOOD FOR YOU (a) to do this and (b) to hire a contractor.

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  5. I think the people making comments were just trying to strike a conversation, or were interested in something new. When you first see something like a green driveway, you do wonder about how it works. Perhaps others are considering it for their own yards. My own question would be if the driveway is kind of steep, as our old one was, does the grass make it slippery, especially in wet weather?
    --Jim

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  6. I love that someone actually thinks they can stop it...and that's why I'll never live in a HOA neighborhood.

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