I had a discussion/argument/rant with a friend yesterday when he said "I just don't know what you're allowed to do now a days". I lost it. You're not ALLOWED to do anything!! I offered up some helpful tips for men who are apparently so confused: 1) Don't touch women in the workplace period. Don't pat their back, don't offer a shoulder rub, don't "accidentally" touch. 2) Don't comment on their appearance period. Don't say they look good in that sweater or that color brings out your eyes. If you wouldn't tell a fellow male co-worker "gee that tie really brings out the color in your eyes" don't say it to a woman. 3) Don't keep asking a woman out on dates. If she has said no once she doesn't want to go out with you. Don't try and talk her into it, don't think she really means yes and is being coy. Don't think that all women want to date you, you are NOT God's gift to women. 4) DON'T TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT WORK!!! You would think this doesn't have to be said out loud but apparently it does. It doesn't matter if you are in the corner office or in a dark alley, it makes you a pervert. Men do it to shock, humiliate and intimidate women, there is no other reason. I repeat DON'T TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT WORK. It couldn't be any simpler then that.
It is a shame that we have to remind men not to take their dicks out. It used to be perverts that needed an admonishment, but you are right, apparently a lot of men take their dicks out where they shouldn't.
YASS! asswipe got his ass kicked!
ReplyDeleteI never could stand him.
ReplyDeleteBoom! My favorite tweet this morning was something about Ann Curry switching her OJ to a mimosa,
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"
DeleteUp shit creek.
I had a discussion/argument/rant with a friend yesterday when he said "I just don't know what you're allowed to do now a days". I lost it. You're not ALLOWED to do anything!!
ReplyDeleteI offered up some helpful tips for men who are apparently so confused:
1) Don't touch women in the workplace period. Don't pat their back, don't offer a shoulder rub, don't "accidentally" touch.
2) Don't comment on their appearance period. Don't say they look good in that sweater or that color brings out your eyes. If you wouldn't tell a fellow male co-worker "gee that tie really brings out the color in your eyes" don't say it to a woman.
3) Don't keep asking a woman out on dates. If she has said no once she doesn't want to go out with you. Don't try and talk her into it, don't think she really means yes and is being coy. Don't think that all women want to date you, you are NOT God's gift to women.
4) DON'T TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT WORK!!! You would think this doesn't have to be said out loud but apparently it does. It doesn't matter if you are in the corner office or in a dark alley, it makes you a pervert. Men do it to shock, humiliate and intimidate women, there is no other reason. I repeat DON'T TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT WORK. It couldn't be any simpler then that.
It is a shame that we have to remind men not to take their dicks out. It used to be perverts that needed an admonishment, but you are right, apparently a lot of men take their dicks out where they shouldn't.
DeleteHow to talk to a woman in the office:
ReplyDelete1) Just like you would a man if you are straight.
2) Just like you would to The Rock if you are a gay man.
Simple