Friday, December 25, 2015

Now to return the gifts that weren't a big hit...

I thought this leopard print cat suit would make Norma look and feel like Ann Margaret...

...but in reality, Norma felt it wasn't working for him.

I thought that Jason would find this useful, but he said that it was a bit too French for job.

I found these bookends for MJ, but alas, they were too tall for her shelves.

I found this delightful thing for Muscato, but he pointed out that he didn't have the slightest inclination to learn how to kiss any girl.

Oh well, better luck next year.


  1. the stuff of which nightmares are made...

  2. It's the thought that counts, of course - which leads me to ask: what were you thinking?!

  3. Nothing that my handsaw can't fix.

  4. Those bookends look like giant turkey basters. Do the headpieces inflate?