Can you imagine being the poor young girl raised by this fussy old queen? "... Roberta Powers! Didn't I tell you to stand up straight? And for God's sake, stop fingering that brooch. With all that fidgeting none of the other girls in your 6th grade class will even notice your antique Hermes scarf or the jaunty angle of your beret. What is it now? Stop making your eye twitch. Honestly, these unnatural affectations of yours..."
I always thought that "C" stood for...
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"You'll quickly discover that the only goal for you is to look as"...
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DeleteCan you imagine being the poor young girl raised by this fussy old queen? "... Roberta Powers! Didn't I tell you to stand up straight? And for God's sake, stop fingering that brooch. With all that fidgeting none of the other girls in your 6th grade class will even notice your antique Hermes scarf or the jaunty angle of your beret. What is it now? Stop making your eye twitch. Honestly, these unnatural affectations of yours..."
ReplyDeleteThey used to say that fidgety children had worms.
Deletethe lovely gesture is always the natural one...
ReplyDeletei rest my case.
Does this apply to new parents wanting to dhow you the video of their infants natural childbirth?
DeleteWhat about grinding my teeth and twitching and talking really, really fast? Huh? What about that? Huh?
ReplyDeleteFor that matter, whats the deal with the leg that pumps up and down and shakes the floor?
DeleteHA! This person couldn't even cut the article out straight!
ReplyDeleteHell, they didn't even cut out the entire article!
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