Well is Saturday Farmers Market in Westport (which means lots of Pumpkin Spice, Nutmeg and Jaguars in the parking lot) and "The Girls" meet up and just have to get a picture of how cute they look!
Well, there you go. Bland sameness. But its all so cute!
Oops! One of these women is not like the others!
Second, from left is sporting a baby bump! Let's all squeal that squeal that only dogs and crystal recognize that we squeal when we get super excited!
So let's go around and meet the girls! Choose the names that you like best:
A) Kim, Kimmy, Kimber, Kimberly, Kimi, KimBerleigh, Kimba, Kym, Kiki, and Kima.
B) Deb, DeBo, DeeBee, Deborah, Debi, D'bora, Debbi, D.B., Deebs, and Debra.
C) Allison, Alli, Alison, Alyson, Aley, Aliegha, Alis, Alison, Allie, and Alson.
D) Hailey, Haley, Hally, Haleigh, Leigh, Lee, Leah, Lea, LeeLee, and Leelah.
E) Jen, Jeni, Jenni, Jenifer, Jennifer, J'fer, Jenny, Jena, JayJay, and Jenafir.
F) Liz, Beth, Lizzie, Lizbeth, Libby, Elizabeta, Ellbe, Liza, LeeBee, Ellsbeth
Want to play? You need ten names, all the same or sound the same - just like their looks.
And hats off to the oldest in the group: Ms. Fourth From Left. She gets extra love for trying to dress like her 30 Something Daughter.
*Cookie's new most hated term. As in "I have the worst case of baby fever." Who says this stuff?
beebee, bobo, babs, barb, baybee, betts, brook, bammie, billie, bunbun
ReplyDeleteI bet there is lots of food lust, but all they eat is watercress and Marlboro Lights.
DeleteThere's a Bri, Bridget, Bridge thing in here somewhere. Pumpkin Spice Placenta is THE worst!
ReplyDeleteI know, but it brings the baby good luck.
DeleteI wanna know why Kimberly, Deborah, Alyson, Haleigh, Jenifer, Clone #4 isn't wearing her damned hat, because we all called each before heading out and I specifically said HATS!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't get me started on Clone #6 who is clearly in the wrong line.
I know. They are such Bitches, but they pay for the girls weekend to Barcelona, so we have to take them as they are.
DeleteI'm sure that's Fern, Farrah, Fernanda, Fernandita, Fiora, Fenisia, Felecia, Fleur, Floriana and - erm -Meghan. Jx
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