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| Does this woman not have anyone around her that is honest with her? |
OK, let's imagine that you are best friends with Celine. And the two of you are going out. In public. And she walks into the room and says "How you like the outfit? Eez eet too avant guard?"
And you reply:
1) Maybe a bit too much.
2) You look like you are in a Space Attendant Suit, but we are not auditioning for a remake of the Starsheep Troopers remake.
3) It's 2019, not 1983.
4) You know, that plunging neckline only worked for two people, JLo, and Matt Lauer, and neither has a great career at the moment.
5) I bet that cost you a lot of money.
6) It's fa-fabulous let's go.
7) For Paris? No.
8) Honey, I think we need an intervention.
9) I can't even.
10) I think we need to reattach your artificial leg.
Or make up your own reply.
Is it on backwards, or did your shoulder blades migrate to the front?
ReplyDeleteEat a sandwich!
Another drag name Edith Sandwich!!!!
DeleteEdith Sandwich, how Elizabethan!
Delete"OH NO YOU ISN'T!!!! There is no way henny, you going out in that with me. What is this thing, what's going on here, what's this called, what's this about?. Go change bitch."
ReplyDeleteOooh, look at you channeling your inner Karen Walker! By the way, it's Etta Sandwich!
DeleteNow Deedles, I like Edith Sandwich. Ethpethally ifp thee lisps.
DeleteOkay, Edith can be Etta's sister in the act.
DeleteSad pathetic hack. I loathe everything about this woman, and I mean everything, and her fashion sense is just plain stupid.
ReplyDeleteI imagine designers getting together and saying, "Let's see who can make the ugliest outfit and how quickly they can get Celine to wear it."
Again, I loathe her, and everything about her.
Take pity on her. Someone betrayed her when she put this on. Charity, Bob. Charity.
Deletethey let the horse outta da barn in THAT blanket?????
ReplyDeleteyou are not even CLOSE to grace jones in that outfit, ma cherie!
if rene were still alive, you would NOT be allowed outta da house in THAT monstrosity!
Grace would have rocked that.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm with Bob. God, this dreadful woman finally got her cumuppance. Someone told her she'd look like Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger, and she ends up looking like Peter Andre after a bout of dysentery, in something Devo would have thrown into a skip. She makes GaGa look tasteful. Jx
ReplyDeleteCeline, here. Put on this dress made with Braunschweiger. It'll make you look like Madonna.
DeleteYou look like Devo's mom...
ReplyDeleteCeline or I?
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