Sunday, August 28, 2016

What is lurking under your shirt and under your...



...arm?

This has been a public service announcement from Cookie.

14 comments:

  1. JFC! moobs! the one under the arm looks like a third eye!

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  2. mother nature knows how to do gender fuck.

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    1. Yep. "Never count on Mother Nature to be Consistent" was an episode of the Outer Limits.

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  3. I cannot unsee the underarm boob.

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    1. Send your check made payable to the Auxiliary Nipple Foundation, Station T, New York New York.

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    2. "That small mole, the one that looks like a nipple, but is under your arm? It isn't what you think it is. Auxiliary nipples can happen to anyone, anytime and in any family...Now you can remove them with Teats Off, the simple and easy way to rid yourself of the stigma of freakish body parts. From the maker of Sixth Toe-No-Mo."

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  4. Doesn't it seem like there should be one under each arm, since humans are nearly always symmetrical?

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    1. AH! Not when it comes to Auxiliary Nipples. Or nubbins.

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  5. Mr. True Gynecomastia looks so... resigned.

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    1. It really makes taking a steam with his boss an awkward moment.

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