Monday, December 15, 2014

You have until sundown tomorrow...



...to get that Chanukah tree up and ready for your your eight nights grief  from your parents, cheap presents from your bubbie, and candle lighting.  Good luck, and remember, if the Rabbi comes to call have a sheet handy so you can drape it and just say that the "parrot is sleeping".

5 comments:

  1. i'm longing for latkes, but i've already put on weight since october & the yearly exam is coming up. dr. divine (HONEST!) will berate me.

    oh fuck it, i'm heating up the oil as i type.

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    1. They had some old nana here on local TV and she was making Latkes, but instead of using shredded potatoes, the freak was making them from mashed potatoes. I was like what the fuck is that about?

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    2. had a discussion with mum....her sister (as well as christopher kimball & one of his chuchkalahs) like to shred (the large holes on the grater) the potatoes. to me, that makes hash browns. the small holes or the processor are what make correct latkes. of course, everyone's entitled to their opinion.

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  2. There is nothing like kugle in front of the Chanukah bush...

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