Monday, March 13, 2017

When it comes, there will be white stuff, everywhere.

The nervous smoothing of skirts, twiddling of thumbs has begun.


Yes, we are sitting around, waiting for it.

It is supposed to be the biggest one to come to in 2017.

Are you ready for the biggest one this year.  Why, in Baltimore, it hasn't happened in months!

The ticking of the clock, the slowing of the hours.  

On TV, they are rapacious in their lust for it because the ratings will soar through the ceiling!

When, oh when, will it come?

And let us not even ponder the white mess.  It's amazing how fast that white stuff gets all watery.

Yes, a spring SNOW Storm is on the way.  Worst of all, its a Noreaster!

The panic buying in the stores has started.  The Giant was running low on milk.  Why?

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BUY MILK BEFORE A SNOW STORM!

These people down here crack me up.  It is March 13th and you would think that they have never seen a Noreaster before.

Moreover, like I said, this is March 13th - it isn't like this is December or January and this snow is going to be with us for weeks.

More like a week, if that.

This is promising to more like a hot and heavy short term relationship with one great event followed by a lackluster finish.

UGH!

No, make that "ugh".

  

10 comments:

  1. You'd think we never had snow before!!! Me? No big deal. Candles. Gin. Cheese. Lounging. I'll be good. I'll sit back and watch the chaos.

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  2. spouse and I have plenty of food, firewood, booze. the cats have food. we each have our hobbies to work. SNOW DAY FROM OFFICE WORK! and, like maddie, I will sit back and laugh at all the assholes spinning their wheels!

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  3. "There's no business like snow business, like no business I know!"

    Jx

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  4. The husbear asked me yesterday "Do we need anything?" To which I replied "Yes, chocolate." Today, I went to the Dunmore Candy Kitchen and bought........Easter chocolates. We're ready, now.

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  5. It is 10:45 PM and wolves are at the door. We have a dusting on the ground. "Woe is to me," ~ Aunt Voula

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  6. Well, the crazy Boycott comment is more interesting than this storm turned out to be...

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    1. I know, but I gotta remove the freak and block him.

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    2. I mean, WTF is wrong with that guy, anyway.

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  7. Some people's kids...He just wasn't brought up right.

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