Saturday, September 12, 2015

The new House: An update


Slowly but surely the new house is moving from being the home of two 85 year old Quakers into a house fit for Cookie and The Husband.

The husband and I were sitting in the second floor bathroom - which is literally the smallest room in the house wondering how these people ever raised FOUR children with a second floor bathroom the size of a handicap stall.

It's a small room to begin with, but making it even smaller is the GI-NORMOUS bath tub with is very narrow but also very long.  Think Abraham Lincoln sized bathtub.  To modernize this, elderly couple paid Bath Fitting gawd knows how much to come in and update their bath tub.  Big mistake.  The key to bath fitter in that mold a sort of plastic condom that get dropped over the tub.  When they did this, they created a one foot lip that one has to hurdle to get into said tub.  And because the tub walls are so high and narrow, getting out is chore.  

Adding to this oversized tub is the 10" toilet (measured from the mid point of the discharge pipe to the point where the wall should be) sitting on a 14" offset waste pipe.  This places the toilet in the middle of the bathroom with four inches of space behind the tank.  When you sit on our pot your knees jam into the tub.

Then there is the sink and the sink base.  The sink base is 30", which is too large for the room.  The vanity top is (and you have to say this the way Gloria Grahame spoke to Jack Palance in Sudden Fear)  "cul-chured mahble"  Again, this doesn't fit snug to the wall.

Add in bad lighting (pull chain light over the sink and a ceiling fan light), and two windows, and 1950s blue tile floor and you have my nightmare.  Oh, wait; I forgot; yellowing wall paper that is peeling.

Now I have three ideas for spending my husbands money to fix this:

The more expensive alternative is extend the bathroom out six feet (which would take it out over the breakfast room) and redo the place with new tile, tub, toilet and sink.  This would eliminate one window while making the other window larger.  Approximate cost $38,000. Our realtor is pulling for this because when we do decide to sell, this will be one of the "sexy" things that they can feature.

The less expensive alternative is keep the same foot print, remove the tub and replace it was something modern, new tile, toilet and smaller vanity and better lighting.  Approximate $10,000.

And the el-cheapo route is keep the tub as is, replace the vanity with a euro-styled one and the toilet.  Approximate cost $1,000.

Doing nothing is not an option, because the room is beyond foul.

Thankfully it's not the only bathroom, just the worst.

your thoughts?

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    1. Now you need to hatch a plan for money, when will have money. :-)

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  2. I would do whatever makes YOU BOTH happy, and bugger the cost (well, within reason, as you have to be able to afford it....) After all, you two are the ones who are living there. I see little point remodelling just for the possible resale value as you may decide never to move again.

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    1. Well, the goals is sell when we retire. So, like Chrissy Hynde sings, we go back to Ohio...

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  3. If you plan to live there forever, no. 1. If there is a reasonable chance of moving no. 2 Remove no. 3 all together, it will depress you every time you are in there and your guests will wonder if in fact you are really gay.

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    1. Well, I think they know I suck dick, so they are pretty certain that I am gay. On the other hand, it would be fun to throw a couple people off...

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  4. What about eliminating the tub altogether? it is a 2nd/guest bath, right? A beautiful shower stall can be quite welcoming & relaxing!

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    1. We thought about that, but then we would have no bath tub at all, and that is a minus when you you do get ready to sell the house.

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  5. From experience, do the best renovation you can afford. In terms of bathrooms and kitchens, it will come back to you when you sell the house, meanwhile, you'll be a lot happier whenever you happen to go in there. If the footprint is too tiny even if you take LindaOxOxOxOx's advice and go with a shower, then if at all possible, go for #1.

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    1. You know, I am really torn. I like option 2, because it's practical. But option one would also make our master closet, which is already huge, almost like a room in and of itself.

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  6. you want free decorator help?

    photos, please.

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  7. I think you should go with what makes you and your spouse happy, whatever option that may be (or other suggestion you may receive). I think in the past, one could say that kitchens and bathrooms are what sold homes, but from what I can see on HGTV programming and other shows of that ilk, all buyers never like the kitchen or baths and want to put their "own stamp" on places. Since when did the USPS start issuing postage for houses? But I digress. If you think this is the home you will stay in for at least 10 years, then to thine own self be true. But if you think you won't be able to age in place there, or a career may require a move, then I think go with option #2 and choose as neutral a tile, floor, tub, lighting package, and vanity as you can stomach.

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