tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post941118260152684866..comments2024-03-25T07:17:42.807-04:00Comments on Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights: Cookie and the Pea: Mattress ShoppingThe Cool Cookiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-21312913151363175132014-03-24T17:22:34.171-04:002014-03-24T17:22:34.171-04:00I would have LOVED someone Jackieish to sashay thr...I would have LOVED someone Jackieish to sashay through the showroom with. Instead we got "Mort" from Pikesville.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-7721460668961202872014-03-24T17:16:53.297-04:002014-03-24T17:16:53.297-04:00Never pay for the add ons my mother would say. &q...Never pay for the add ons my mother would say. "If they were so damn important, they would built them in in the first place."The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-40425239717233372862014-03-24T17:14:01.922-04:002014-03-24T17:14:01.922-04:00The Rec Room is a wreck. You came hump us in the ...The Rec Room is a wreck. You came hump us in the Rumpus Room.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-54070375651109935102014-03-24T17:12:06.668-04:002014-03-24T17:12:06.668-04:00Maybe you should the national chains, instead of t...Maybe you should the national chains, instead of the chain gangs.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-24104294353369438582014-03-24T17:09:46.054-04:002014-03-24T17:09:46.054-04:00Just remember, a bed is for sleeping and the dunge...Just remember, a bed is for sleeping and the dungeon is for sex.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-72600498161989004782014-03-24T15:36:19.009-04:002014-03-24T15:36:19.009-04:00We actually had a lovely time buying our mattress ...We actually had a lovely time buying our mattress last summer. When we started 'round the showroom with the very Jackée-ische saleswoman, I noted that I had family connections in the mortuary trade, and this felt a lot like coffin-shopping. She enthusiastically agreed and immediately started spilling about what their sales gimmicks were. We ended up buying exactly the mattress we wanted (and a roaring success it's been) and laughing uproariously with her at all the upsells she could have tried if we had looked like easier marks.<br /><br />Much easier than when we bought one in the Sandlands, when we had to go in separately and try out the mattresses on our own and then compare to make sure we liked the same one. Although the festive salesman at Ikea Dubai doubtless knew the score...Muscatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657061324487851341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-81418810318236234882014-03-24T13:19:57.790-04:002014-03-24T13:19:57.790-04:00mattresses....the family's ex-business.
when ...mattresses....the family's ex-business.<br /><br />when you can, buy from a local manufacturer, <br />not a national brand. <br /><br />stain protection...my god, what won't they try to pull.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-63913452321195726112014-03-24T12:41:58.063-04:002014-03-24T12:41:58.063-04:00Here you could have recycled a line from your doct...Here you could have recycled a line from your doctor and told the salesman that you only had sex in your rec room.(Using the sling)ilducehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04964508218530524594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-53115151834852357982014-03-24T10:58:12.397-04:002014-03-24T10:58:12.397-04:00I change mattresses every time I change boyfriends...I change mattresses every time I change boyfriends. Cause...bad boyfriend energy is trapped within them. Needless to say, I have a frequent buyer discount at my local prison run mattress manufacturer, which by the way is where I usually pick out my new boyfriends .ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-90068791277529784512014-03-24T09:47:33.521-04:002014-03-24T09:47:33.521-04:00Carlos and i are readying to replace our mattress ...Carlos and i are readying to replace our mattress and you've given me all sorts of ammunition for the salesperson.<br />I want to see a Southern mattress salesman have the sling discussion!lBobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15302478126147924237noreply@blogger.com