tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post1902126653936835576..comments2024-03-25T07:17:42.807-04:00Comments on Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights: Worth Repeating: ZAYRE you areThe Cool Cookiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-65836254144540050662010-03-14T10:38:13.321-04:002010-03-14T10:38:13.321-04:00You are to be commended Felix. Your honesty makes...You are to be commended Felix. Your honesty makes you a lion among the others. You've learned your lesson, and now you reap the reward: people love you even more. ;-)The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-8107424726075567782010-03-13T15:53:15.696-05:002010-03-13T15:53:15.696-05:00Well *sniffle, sniffle* it was like this: I saw a...Well *sniffle, sniffle* it was like this: I saw a simply delightful shirt. Had the money, wanted it. Carried it to the check out area (12 registers, 2 of them staffed)and there was a line half way through the store. Being resourceful I took the elevator upstairs to pay up there. (12 registers, 1 of them staffed) and there was a line all the way to the back of the store! It was in the elevator ride back down that the thought occurred to stuff the garment under my shirt, leave the store and be done with it.<br /><br />I wasn't two feet out the door when the brute grabbed me.<br /><br />So help me.Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-47104630329163996752010-03-12T11:09:20.980-05:002010-03-12T11:09:20.980-05:00Felix, as long as you have learned something, then...Felix, as long as you have learned something, then it was a life lesson well learned. By the way, dear, what was your object of theft?The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-76430411829197476202010-03-11T23:42:49.393-05:002010-03-11T23:42:49.393-05:00I'm sure there's a subliminal message ther...I'm sure there's a subliminal message there in that big flashing Z...I feel an urge to shoplift already.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-15641252901833190072010-03-11T20:54:20.774-05:002010-03-11T20:54:20.774-05:00felix, thank god the three strikes you're out ...felix, thank god the <i>three strikes you're out law</i> hadn't been put into place. you could've been rotting away in prison RIGHT NOW!normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919830837927228571.post-21614447680668160982010-03-11T13:08:00.858-05:002010-03-11T13:08:00.858-05:00What's not worth repeating is my brief foray i...What's not worth repeating is my brief foray into a life of crime. Shoplifting. 14 yrs.old. Zayres.Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.com