JFC! moobs! the one under the arm looks like a third eye!
And it knows all, sees all...
mother nature knows how to do gender fuck.
Yep. "Never count on Mother Nature to be Consistent" was an episode of the Outer Limits.
I cannot unsee the underarm boob.
Send your check made payable to the Auxiliary Nipple Foundation, Station T, New York New York.
a saturday night live sketch line!
"That small mole, the one that looks like a nipple, but is under your arm? It isn't what you think it is. Auxiliary nipples can happen to anyone, anytime and in any family...Now you can remove them with Teats Off, the simple and easy way to rid yourself of the stigma of freakish body parts. From the maker of Sixth Toe-No-Mo."
Doesn't it seem like there should be one under each arm, since humans are nearly always symmetrical?
AH! Not when it comes to Auxiliary Nipples. Or nubbins.
Mr. True Gynecomastia looks so... resigned.
It really makes taking a steam with his boss an awkward moment.
Stand back or I'll squirt!
I just can't.