Friday, July 10, 2015

Honey, the abomination is how you dress...



Rowan County, Kentucky, Clerk of Courts Kim Davis has been in the news because she refuses to issue a marriage license to same sex couples.  Davis, a relative newcomer to office (sworn in January, 2015) believes in the Bible and only supports marriage between a man and a woman.

She feels that between two men or two women, it's an abomination.

Davis also doesn't like to make public appearances.  There is little doubt as to her reasons, but we can start with her hair, her glasses and her dress.  Make that her *sun* dress which she pairs with a perky gray long sleeve top.

Yes, Ms. Davis, your appearance is an abomination.

And then there is that pole of Jesus stuck up her ass. Doesn't do a thing for her posture, just makes her feel superior.

Now Ms. Davis, I think with a little help, and a little EFFORT you too can look PROFESSIONAL.

Just work with me, people. 

See, if we slap her head on a plus size model, because she looks like a plus size girl, slap some semi tailored clothes on her that didn't come from Wal-Mart, do something with that hair, she might feel a bit better about herself.  And people who feel good about themselves want others to feel good, too.  

Remember folks:  "Hurt" people hurt "people".   

Look, Cookie doesn't even know how to operate Photoshop, but my point is that she isn't a lost cause, she just doesn't feel pretty.

And come Monday when a Federal Judge orders her to start issuing licenses or be held in contempt of court, just might be being dressed by the county sheriff and discover that Orange is the new black.

11 comments:

  1. she's an ugly bitch; if she won't do her job, FIRE HER and hire someone else!

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  2. wanna bet she has a vanity plate on her house?

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  3. And there's the other abomination: that she's been married four times.
    Hypocritical religious fucknut.

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  4. And with that resting bitch face, do you have any readon of doubt WHY she's been married four times?

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    1. It's not so much why as *how*.

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  5. I can almost handle the clothes, but it's the CVS glasses and Acme School of Beauty hair don't that is really offensive.

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    1. But that gray under the dress shirt looks like she is wearing compression stockings.

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    2. And I'm certain she's wearing Crocs.

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  6. Oh my Gawd, have you seen her manifesto?
    https://www.liberty.edu/media/9980/attachments/2015/070615_Clerk_Declaration_to_Defend_Marriage.pdf

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    1. She must not have read her Bible (or her history.) Biblically and historically, nearly all marriage was between one man and several women.

      It's sad, really, like a little kid who can't come to terms with anything that challenges what she's used to.


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